tfln for Dolls

[stupidforgiveness]

01. Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

02. I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.

03. I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

04. I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.

Comments

[hugh_hefner]

[ After five minutes pass, finally... ]

u promise 2 stay put or radio silence from me until Im done
And I wont come over

I meant it Earp

[stupidforgiveness]

[ Just enough time to make her wonder....or worry. ]

fine. gees.
youre so bossy
it's cute.

[ Oops, not what she meant to text. Quick, go for a distraction. ]

don't go silent again or i'll come hunt you down.
im still home

[hugh_hefner]

[ Cute? That was new. Or was it? Nothing distracted him from it but neither would he bring it up. ]

I cant exactly text the entire time.
Give me 20min. Found what we needed. Collecting it up. Would go faster if I dont have 2 keep checking on u

[stupidforgiveness]

you don't have to
i can take care of myself

[hugh_hefner]

[ Instead of twenty, three minutes passed before… ]

thats not what I meant
u know that

R we reaching the downhill slide of u drinking? Sounds like it

[stupidforgiveness]

hey, there is no downhill slide here.

i was just worried, ok? i'm allowed to worry.

[hugh_hefner]

[ Now fifteen minutes passed. ]

Misson accomplished

I need a shower first. Then Im coming over