tfln for Dolls

[stupidforgiveness]

01. Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

02. I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.

03. I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

04. I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.

Comments

4

[hugh_hefner]

tmi, Earp
tell me ur at home

Re: 4

[stupidforgiveness]

your no fun
and you lie
you like my bra.

[ Oops, she forgot to answer whether she is at home or not. ]

[hugh_hefner]

so u keep telling me
Answer my question, Earp. R u home?
And maybe I’ll tell you whether or not you’re right. :)

[ None of this surprised him. ]

[stupidforgiveness]

also a tease
yes, dolls, i am home! yeesh
waverly made me come home
feel better?

[hugh_hefner]

Whatever it takes
Good. Now stay there & sleep it off.
Yes

And you’ve got nice bras

[stupidforgiveness]

what if i don't want to
what would do if i wasn't home?

i knew it

[hugh_hefner]

Ur making this the most distracted stakeout in the history of covert ops
I’m sure u’ll consider that a compliment

I could always leave here & ppl die.

Or u could stay put & I’ll come over after

[stupidforgiveness]

i could send pictures.
wait, why are you on stakeout?

no, no dying.

you could come over after. waverly ditched me after getting me here.

[hugh_hefner]

Wynonna
Stay home

Just 1 more hour then I’ll come over

[stupidforgiveness]

what?
i wasn't going to come there

i'll be waiting.

[hugh_hefner]

U dont need 2 leave the house at all

Swear u wont go anywhere

[stupidforgiveness]

where would i even go

don't answer that.

i'm on the couch.

[hugh_hefner]

swear it

I might b longer than 1hr

[stupidforgiveness]

why? what happened?

u ok?

[hugh_hefner]

not answering until u swear u r keeping ur ass home

[stupidforgiveness]

not answering till you do

[hugh_hefner]

Earp


[stupidforgiveness]

DOLLS

[hugh_hefner]

[ After five minutes pass, finally... ]

u promise 2 stay put or radio silence from me until Im done
And I wont come over

I meant it Earp

[stupidforgiveness]

[ Just enough time to make her wonder....or worry. ]

fine. gees.
youre so bossy
it's cute.

[ Oops, not what she meant to text. Quick, go for a distraction. ]

don't go silent again or i'll come hunt you down.
im still home

[hugh_hefner]

[ Cute? That was new. Or was it? Nothing distracted him from it but neither would he bring it up. ]

I cant exactly text the entire time.
Give me 20min. Found what we needed. Collecting it up. Would go faster if I dont have 2 keep checking on u

[stupidforgiveness]

you don't have to
i can take care of myself

[hugh_hefner]

[ Instead of twenty, three minutes passed before… ]

thats not what I meant
u know that

R we reaching the downhill slide of u drinking? Sounds like it

[stupidforgiveness]

hey, there is no downhill slide here.

i was just worried, ok? i'm allowed to worry.

[hugh_hefner]

[ Now fifteen minutes passed. ]

Misson accomplished

I need a shower first. Then Im coming over