stupidforgiveness: (give me the booze)
Wynonna Earp ([personal profile] stupidforgiveness) wrote in [community profile] the_matrix2017-07-10 08:46 pm

tfln for Dolls

01. Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

02. I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.

03. I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

04. I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
hugh_hefner: (profile eyes dn night)

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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-11 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
tmi, Earp
tell me ur at home
hugh_hefner: (eye-roll)

[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-11 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
so u keep telling me
Answer my question, Earp. R u home?
And maybe I’ll tell you whether or not you’re right. :)

[ None of this surprised him. ]
hugh_hefner: (bs)

[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-11 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever it takes
Good. Now stay there & sleep it off.
Yes

And you’ve got nice bras
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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-11 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ur making this the most distracted stakeout in the history of covert ops
I’m sure u’ll consider that a compliment

I could always leave here & ppl die.

Or u could stay put & I’ll come over after
hugh_hefner: (headache)

[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-11 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Wynonna
Stay home

Just 1 more hour then I’ll come over
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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-11 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
U dont need 2 leave the house at all

Swear u wont go anywhere
Edited 2017-07-11 07:37 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-11 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
swear it

I might b longer than 1hr
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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-12 04:02 pm (UTC)(link)
not answering until u swear u r keeping ur ass home
Edited 2017-07-12 16:02 (UTC)
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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-14 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Earp
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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-15 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
[ After five minutes pass, finally... ]

u promise 2 stay put or radio silence from me until Im done
And I wont come over

I meant it Earp
hugh_hefner: (profile eyes dn night)

[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-15 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Cute? That was new. Or was it? Nothing distracted him from it but neither would he bring it up. ]

I cant exactly text the entire time.
Give me 20min. Found what we needed. Collecting it up. Would go faster if I dont have 2 keep checking on u
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[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-15 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Instead of twenty, three minutes passed before… ]

thats not what I meant
u know that

R we reaching the downhill slide of u drinking? Sounds like it
hugh_hefner: (happy)

[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-17 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now fifteen minutes passed. ]

Misson accomplished

I need a shower first. Then Im coming over