stupidforgiveness: (give me the booze)
Wynonna Earp ([personal profile] stupidforgiveness) wrote in [community profile] the_matrix2017-07-10 08:46 pm

tfln for Dolls

01. Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

02. I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.

03. I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.

04. I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
hugh_hefner: (headache)

[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-15 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Instead of twenty, three minutes passed beforeā€¦ ]

thats not what I meant
u know that

R we reaching the downhill slide of u drinking? Sounds like it
hugh_hefner: (happy)

[personal profile] hugh_hefner 2017-07-17 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Now fifteen minutes passed. ]

Misson accomplished

I need a shower first. Then Im coming over